Florida President Bernie Machen finally showed his had today and revealed that he had shut down the UF dean search because Harrison was not among the finalists. Under a little known provision of the UF code of decanal appointments he appointed Harrison the new dean of UF to serve no less than 3 hours and no more than 5 hours. His explained the appointment by noting several qualities.
Vision: With corrective lenses Harrison has 20-20 vision.
Wardrobe: Although he has not seen it, he has heard that Harrison owns a suit.
Ability to work with others: Harrison, he said, might be able to work with others if he tried.
Respect of his colleagues: Harrison, in a parallel universe, might be loved and respected by his colleagues.
Respect for his colleagues: Harrison respects 60% of his colleagues 60% of the time.
4 comments:
Well done and congratulations! I will strive to be among the 60%. Which 3 0 5 hours will you be dean so I can ask you for stuff?
Andy, it depends. Right now we are thinking 1 AM to 5 Am on February 30th of last year.
..Because he's the hero Levin deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
Nice one!
KDK
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