I have been in hot water lately with most academics because I took a vacation and did not figure out a way to get my School to pay for it. Several faculty complained to the Dean. I was so out of line, I complained about me.
Problem solved. I was checking out of the 7 room Volcano Hotel and asked if they took US dollars. They do but I did not quite have enough to cover the tab. Together the manager and I determined how many dollars and how many Iceland Krone (the coins are so cute, the have fish on them, more fish more value).
We took some time and I realized we were having a CONFERENCE on Contract Law and International Currency. And, it was kind of a conference version of cinema verite. So I had some programs printed up and they looked like this:
CONFERENCE ON CONTRACT LAW AND INTERNATIONAL CURRENCY
July 15, 2015
Volcano Hotel (about 10 miles west of Vik, Iceland)
Meeting Room: Check Out Desk in Entry Area
Speakers: Jeffrey Harrison
Johann
Jeff's wife, Sarah
Papers Delivered: On the Complexity of Dividing Everything By 750.
Skype is available for those unable to attend.
Registration Fee: $500
Late Registration $300
No Registration $200.
Late Registration $300
No Registration $200.
3 comments:
I posted previously about how I could not make any sense of your posts.
You responded that you agreed with me. HOW CUTE.
I have been practicing nearly 40 years, and this post is simply non-sensical.
I have deleted your blog from my bookmarks. Good Luck.
This post is awesome. I have added your blog to my bookmarks. Will keep you abreast of any future changes to my bookmark list.
OK, a second try. I've been practicing (law) for a little over thirty years (depressing enough, I know) and I found your post funny. So I'm adding your blog to my bookmarks.
You lose some you win some.
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